OK. This session's members who were present were
p3kshite &
Edd"definitely.sucks.like"shit. The reasons for the extraordinary Boonism abuse for Edd will become clear below.
The session started around 6:20+pm (6:45?) when Edd arrived. After warm-ups, p3k then suggested that since the 2nd level (walls are more basic level of difficulty) was crowded, they warm up by doing the more difficult walls @ ground floor, which was unusual for climbing session routines.
So, after putting their stuff down,
p3k then showed
Edd the routes which he invented with the ground level walls, such as "
Big Rock", & of course, the infamous "
Unrequited Masturbation".
p3k, with his
mofo-ego, & realistic estimating Edd's strengths, gauged that Edd could not finish Unrequited Mast' in
ONE climb. After some demos with the parts which he faced difficulties with, (let's call this part
PART II)
p3k let
Edd test-try Part II.
WTF, Edd finished Part II of Unrequited Mast' with
NO SWEAT. In the words of a prophet who sucked, "
daaamnshite~" However, none of the ROC team has been able to complete the entire route yet. It remains a route of
little satisfaction.
So, since Edd quite effective showed how to grasp the problem of
Masturbation &
gain satisfaction, a
FEDupEX p3k went to go do his favourite ego-inspiring-cheapskate ceiling route, "
Penguin Dance", a bastardation of the more difficult "FLY" ceiling route.
At this point,
Kelly,
p3k's schoolfriend's sister, had a chat with p3k & set a route at 1 of the ground level walls. Unexpectedly, at a unfocused attempt, p3k accomplished the route da' shit! Edd calls the route "
Monkey See, Monkey Do" Can we do it? Try first then just do loh.
Overall, it was an OK session. Didn't do much climbing, more
talkingcock. But on the plus side, attempts were more focused, so more ground & progress was covered. p3k found out that
Edd was better at "Masturbation". p3k will learn & try to
improve his own techniques @ "Masturbation".
Umm..
GJ team?
FUBAR?
-Thomas
Haiz.. I kinda saw this coming. One of these days, Delon had to say something about it. I guess this is the day.
As funny as it may seem guys, stop abusing Delon. Even back there, I could see the abuse was starting to take it's toll on Delon's patience and even his friendship.
Delon's a good friend to you guys. He may not always get along, but still...
ignets (i got nothing else to say)
By
Jeiel Aranal @ 11:08 PM