OK. This session's members who were present were p3kshite & Edd"definitely.sucks.like"shit. The reasons for the extraordinary Boonism abuse for Edd will become clear below.

The session started around 6:20+pm (6:45?) when Edd arrived. After warm-ups, p3k then suggested that since the 2nd level (walls are more basic level of difficulty) was crowded, they warm up by doing the more difficult walls @ ground floor, which was unusual for climbing session routines.

So, after putting their stuff down, p3k then showed Edd the routes which he invented with the ground level walls, such as "Big Rock", & of course, the infamous "Unrequited Masturbation".

p3k, with his mofo-ego, & realistic estimating Edd's strengths, gauged that Edd could not finish Unrequited Mast' in ONE climb. After some demos with the parts which he faced difficulties with, (let's call this part PART II) p3k let Edd test-try Part II. WTF, Edd finished Part II of Unrequited Mast' with NO SWEAT. In the words of a prophet who sucked, " daaamnshite~" However, none of the ROC team has been able to complete the entire route yet. It remains a route of little satisfaction.

So, since Edd quite effective showed how to grasp the problem of Masturbation & gain satisfaction, a FEDupEX p3k went to go do his favourite ego-inspiring-cheapskate ceiling route, "Penguin Dance", a bastardation of the more difficult "FLY" ceiling route.

At this point, Kelly, p3k's schoolfriend's sister, had a chat with p3k & set a route at 1 of the ground level walls. Unexpectedly, at a unfocused attempt, p3k accomplished the route da' shit! Edd calls the route "Monkey See, Monkey Do" Can we do it? Try first then just do loh.

Overall, it was an OK session. Didn't do much climbing, more talkingcock. But on the plus side, attempts were more focused, so more ground & progress was covered. p3k found out that Edd was better at "Masturbation". p3k will learn & try to improve his own techniques @ "Masturbation".

Umm.. GJ team? FUBAR?

-Thomas