10pm - We were damn bored. Emphasis here is on the word BORED. (See Diagram A)


Diagram A. "3 Idiots with absolutely no plans for the night"

Pearl "Cinderella Clubber" Tan suggested that we tag along with her to join her friends at China Black.

We decided to go after deliberating over it as if it was an issue of life & death. (Well.. turns out it sort of was, given that Edmund literally scared the shits out of us by konking out later in the night)

11:30pm - Pearl went in first. Edmund & me went to 7-11 to get things with alcoholic content to "warm up" 1st. We went in too after he had his b33r & me my Strobe.

12amaybe,nottoosurecos'thestrobegaveanewbuzz;P - Edmund found some of his friends were there. We got acquainted, (great bunch of people) talked abit then went to boogie.

1am - Us guys decided that the crowd wasn't hyped up enough & that we were still too conscious. We each claimed our complementary free drink. Gin beams gulped down double quick time. More haphazard movement of limbs soon followed.

Somewhere after 1am - Edmund went off to chill with his friends again. They eventually chipped in $ & got a jug of Vodka Redbull. Everyone shared (I had a sip only cos' I felt bad for not paying for it) and Edm ended up downing roughly half the volatile content.

3am+ - We left the place & went to the overnight Macs to chill out. We ended up having to do casualty resusitation. I chatted with Edmund's friends about the night, as Edmund was already slumped over the table at this point. We shrugged and thought he was just dead-tired until he fell off his chair flat onto the ground.

Yup, I said my usual "WTF!?!"! .

He had us really worried at 1 point - We couldn't get him to reply to us. Dammit man.. wonder if ambulances are faster than dial-a-cabs. Then he got up and bleaaargh into 1 of the nearby potted plants. OK good, patient condition stablised. Now we know he's alright, we proceeded to capture the moment for posterity (See Diagrams B. & C.)


Diagram B - Me & Pearl. Fear my dracula mwahaha teeth of 3v1l.


Diagram C. There was enough ownage to spare for all.

Can of b33r + Glass of Gin Beam + 1/2 a jug of Vodka Red Bull = 1 Edmund KO'ed + Sorry Macdonalds people for the vomit-filled potted plant. Maybe it will make good fertiliser =]

-Thomas